When a movie features one woman with a gaping tracheotomy hole and another with a penis for a nose, you need not have seen the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ads to brace yourself for what's coming. And by God, there's coming galore in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo-a paean to all that erects and ejaculates. As the film expelled its bodily fluids, I was reminded of the john who, during Heidi Fleiss's trial, explained that one doesn't pay hookers for sex; one pays them to get lost afterward. In the case of Deuce Bigalow, you can take comfort that's a mere 90 minutes later. In this unsatisfying sequel to 's funnier Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, Rob Schneider's fish enthusiast-cum-man whore is unwittingly scarfing down space cakes and being a dope in Amsterdam.
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